DeathBoy ([info]deathboy) wrote,
@ 2008-02-26 05:47:00
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I function better with the sun in my eye
let's see if I can't shed some of that friends list from the scifags post

So I Said You Died

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Preface:

I fucking love writing music. You don't have to buy my tracks or do fuck all. If you listen, that's great. Keeps me alive. I really like it if you like my stuff, and a comment is worth buying the Cd, which I know you won't. But be fucking sure: I'll be making this stuff and shouting and beating and clanging after you've fell down dead. I fucking LOVE music, me. And I'm getting better and better at it.


At My Best

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THE LIMOSINE IS NOT ARRIVING.
YOU ARE NOT GAINING ANYTHING FROM HIDING YOUR MUSIC FROM PEOPLE.

MAKE GOOD MUSIC.

THEY EITHER WILL OR WILL NOT BUY YOUR FUCKING CD.

I'M GUESSING ON NOT

WHEN THEY LISTEN TO A HI-Q VERSION OF YOUR NEW TRACK, THEY ARE NOT *STEALING* MUSIC.

THAT IS NOT HOW PROPERTY WORKS, outside of a bunch of fibs some cast-iron motherfucking cunts have been spreading about, with their vested interested bulging out of their tiny, oh-so-innocent pantaloons.

STOP LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW.

THE LIMOSINE IS **NOT** ARRIVING.

For everyone else, I make a lot of music. I make it because I adore making music, the whole process is better than sex for me. I fucking love it when other people like my tracks, and I get fucking high when my tracks punch out through a club PA.

Everyone who writes music, from our generation, lives in the delusion that at some point, the limo is arriving. Watching the window for the stretch car with your name on it, with Sony-san sitting inside, proffering a contract and a biro.

It's not arriving. We can be as savvy as we can about adapting to new media, to how things were wit' tapes and that when we were kids. It's not like that.

We make music. Some of it is good. You can nick it for free. You can become a patron of the artist and donate. You can find other ways to re-imburse us.

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter.

The old model, even shit bands, managing to pay anything, is dead.

Every band you have enjoyed seeing on the alt scene, in the last five years, would have earnt more if they just stayed at home doing their IT job.

We lose money every single gig we play. We truck up the M1 and play to two goths and a whippet repeatedly, or down to Bournemouth to be laughed at by the local trads.

We just like making music. And we'll spend all our spare money trying to play music to you.

Even if, and we know you don't anymore, you maybe buy a CD, that's not even the slightest drop in the ocean.

I earn QUITE WELL. My band work in IT in good jobs. We have to take days off to play for you. And we do, and we truck up the road and the locals haven't bothered promoting it, or there's another miraculous reason why yet again, we've done five hours on the road and three weekends rehearsal at £70 quid a day to play for one gig at which ten goths and a whippet looked bored and asked the DJ if they had any Covenant.

At some point, we may get bored. Probably not likely, because, you see, our crack is playing to you lot.

We do this at financial, mental and physical expense, and I'm not asking for some kind of support or apology because we don't deserve it.

This is NOT a contract in which we make music and you MUST FUCKING SUPPORT US.

Lots of bands think it is. the limo MUST FUCKING ARRIVE. WE DESERVE THE LIMO. BASTARDS! WE'RE SPLITTING UP!!

We make the music because we have a disease that means we can't do anything other than make the FUCKING music.

Some of us love performing to you drunk, unappreciative wankers.

Me included. You cunts.

But what used to pass for a scene is dying, bigtime, because you can't be arsed putting hands in pockets.

Fortunately, I don't give a hot, wet fuck.

I've got a head full of problems that I'm going to continue to exhaust this way.

But them bands watching for the limo.

Problems, child.

Problems.

Me? Here's what I've made. All I care for in the world is that a few of you will like it.

Totally works for me.

A quick hint, mind:

All the bands you love, all of 'em, they're all as broke and emotionally bereft as me. Buy some CDs, fuckers, 'cos your dancing muppets are going to get skint and tired and go back to their dayjobs real fucking soon.

XXx



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[info]badpauly
2008-02-26 05:53 am UTC (link)
Sweet words.

And cheers for the music (and the drunken whining as well) ;)

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[info]drfairlyevil
2008-02-26 06:05 am UTC (link)
Good job too, limousines are rather vulgar.

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[info]my_window_seat
2008-02-26 06:15 am UTC (link)
Point the first: You are one of my favorite people, just for stuff like this. Just sayin'.

Second: I'd like to buy "Music to Crash Cars To", but the purchasing link seems not to be working at the mo. Not sure if it's because of traffic or if the link is wacked.

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[info]my_window_seat
2008-02-26 04:45 pm UTC (link)
UPDATE: that (To purchase MTCCT) link still isn't working, so I'm guessing it's not a traffic issue. Any chance this will get repaired soon? Puhleeze, sir?

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(no subject) - [info]deathboy, 2008-02-26 04:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]my_window_seat, 2008-02-26 04:59 pm UTC

[info]mechanicaljack
2008-02-26 06:39 am UTC (link)
Deathboy/Scott sir, I've downloaded everything you've put up and bought both of the albums for myself, and even sent one as a gift to a friend, And tormented my friends with praises of your music. Keep makin the tracks and I'll keep downloading and listening to them.

I highly appreciate the music advice you gave me a year ago, and the human element you've managed to maintain in your personality.

Rock on, you wanker!

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[info]sistercarrion
2008-02-26 07:02 am UTC (link)
Morning fella'.
I luffs you for these posts ya' know. Makes me want to shout 'fuck yeah'. from the rooftops. 6.59am, with a sleeping partner and son in the next room probably means this is a 'bad plan'.
You, and your rather fine music do rock verily sir. But then, you know I think that anyway. I salute you.


Edited at 2008-02-26 07:03 am UTC

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[info]kev36663
2008-02-26 07:14 am UTC (link)
Speaking of two Goths and a whippet...

You were on the shortlist for 'Floorshow Fest 2' except I'm not doing Floorshow Fest 2 any more...

Would you like to discuss a gig up here? drop me line kev@twfmagazine.com - if a date either side of the Stockton gig, to keep your costs down, was available, it would be belter - but if not then I can try and work with whatever is best for you...

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[info]kest
2008-02-26 07:22 am UTC (link)
psh. I already bought both your cds, so :P

Although that reminds me that I'm supposed to come back and tell you what shit I like after having listened to it a few times. So. Um. NoWords is awesome. And your cover of west end girls is fucking amazing. (And this is not to say I don't like the rest of them, either, those are just my two right this very second favorites.)

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[info]why_soserious
2008-02-26 07:47 am UTC (link)
VERY well said, mate...

:)

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[info]pete23
2008-02-26 07:54 am UTC (link)
don't forget that...

Sony-san sitting inside, proffering a contract and a biro.

the contract stipulates that Sony-san can take you in the ass until it is of howitzer bore, before dropping your pathetic band into back into the gutter with a giggle.

i liked [info]deathboy so much i bought the t-shirt. well said.

Edited at 2008-02-26 07:54 am UTC

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[info]elffin
2008-02-26 03:55 pm UTC (link)
The contract stipulates that even of excellent bands.

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[info]taliszanna
2008-02-26 08:03 am UTC (link)
Your tunes are slick, and they were in 2001 when I first heard them, too.

I'll bet you could do a sweet Industrial remix of this rather Pop-y song: "High On Your Supply" by D. Gautreau. Really punch it up and punch it out with a broken beer bottle.

MySpace > Dan Gautreau

If you're diseased, you are diseased magnificently.

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[info]alixandrea
2008-02-26 09:21 am UTC (link)
Thank-you. :-)
x

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[info]flavius_m
2008-02-26 09:36 am UTC (link)
Well put.

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[info]wererogue
2008-02-26 09:51 am UTC (link)
You're a good guy, mate.

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[info]yaruar
2008-02-26 09:59 am UTC (link)
dude, the scene isn't dying, it was performing a death rattle when i first slipped on the pvc trews over 10 years ago now. It's just a corpulent ageing corpse now operated badly like a marionette by people with more money than scence like mr Flag.

It's amazing to think in my brief foray into bandhood way back when i played to 200+ people playing in a shite punk band and we made a big profit out of that and i've yet to see that sort of numbers out for even relatively well known bands on the scene! I know what you mean though, i've been too apathetic/scared to do it since, but playing music live was the best feeling ever.

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[info]shesmymonkey
2008-02-26 10:07 am UTC (link)
Woah! He looks just like you, so sweet!!!

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[info]shesmymonkey
2008-02-26 10:08 am UTC (link)
I hear ya, boy. Still wish I knew where my Deathboy tee shirt went *sobs*. I should show this post to my OH who thinks that one day he'll be rich when he does similar - he needs to know the limo ain't coming, either.

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[info]kelvinator
2008-02-26 10:48 am UTC (link)
Very well put, and food for thought for anyone in any racket. Basically, the question becomes: why do you do what you do? If your answer has any shred of limo in it, You Lose.

Comedian Ben Norris had roughly the following to say about limos, anyway:
"Is there anything that has devalued quicker than a white stretch limo? Ten years ago you'd look at that thing and go 'that must be Prince! Or Madonna! Coming to my village!' - but now you merely shrug as you look at it and say 'bet that´s full of slags..' mooning out the window as they're sipping Cava inside. [in Chav] 'some propa Spanish shit, jee'."

Drive you win, Limo you lose.

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[info]daevid
2008-02-26 11:00 am UTC (link)
This is so true...

I would say more but now is not the time.

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[info]danblood
2008-02-26 11:00 am UTC (link)
Amen

not a touring act myself, but I work a 9-5 job at a University producing data for a farce of a middle management system for monitoring academic work loads and it rents me a flat, pays my bills and what have you, but it's soul sucking.

on the rare occasions that I do get a gig, I generally end up sleeping rough or, if I know someone in the area, kipping on a sofa (pure luxury, is that.)

mean while I work my arse off to add bits of kit to my basement so I can record my own music - which I see as more of a service than a product - no matter how shite it turns out at times!

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[info]danblood
2008-02-26 11:40 am UTC (link)
saying this - i'd be especially foolish to expect a limo to pull up after playing a slightly rocked up version of The Wheels on the Bus - with a kazoo solo - to a pub full of pissed chavs ;)

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[info]jaketherat
2008-02-26 11:50 am UTC (link)
*applause*

**throws bottle**

FREE BIRD!

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[info]danny_e11
2008-02-26 11:57 am UTC (link)
I dont know you personally (I think) but I have to say: extremely well put and 100% TRUE. I've been telling the same things every time I meet them to all the rockstars-in-waiting you can find in the Dev or other such places, going on about all the things they are about to do and become... except they never do and keep sitting in the aforementioned Dev or other such place waiting.

Music's given me so much I can't list all the things it's given me, it gave me the chance to travel all over Europe and beyond, to meet fantastic people, to vent my frustration, fears, hopes, anger etc. the list goes on. One thing it hasnt given me is money, and do I care? do I fuck! I have a job, and I'm fortunate enough that it is a decent job that I quite like: that pays the bills, rent and puts food on the table. Music is just passion, and sheer enjoyment, and I'll carry on till I have fun and/or feel I have something to say, after which point I'll stop; nobody will owe me anything, but neither will be able to take away from me the 17 years (and counting!) of fantastic memories.

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[info]mr_disconnected
2008-02-26 12:08 pm UTC (link)
Speaking as someone who's already got skint and tired and gone back to their dayjob... I celebrate this post, my man. Wanna buy a Les Paul Studio?

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[info]mister_ed
2008-02-26 12:16 pm UTC (link)
You've nailed some direct truths in there.

.. except I was waiting for the private Jet ;)


Personally, I want more from this.. more than just a hobby.. more fans.. more gigs.. (and yes, more money would be nice).. more of everything.. which, I admit, will almost certainly only ever result in disappointment.

But I've always been bloody-minded ;)

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[info]fengi
2008-02-26 12:30 pm UTC (link)
If I like your music and want to pay without all the hassle of a CD, where would I go?

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[info]princealbert
2008-02-26 12:51 pm UTC (link)
Thank god for you, Sir.

On my f-list i have a self-absorbed goff DJ ranting about people killing "the music biz" with downloads. To my knowledge she has never created a single piece of music.

Meanwhile I have none of my past work bar a few CD singles released after the band was chucked off the label. If only there was an internet back then we'd have a chance of downloading our own fuckin work off this magnificent archive. Ho hum.

Cheers for the tunes, the rants and the occasional guffaw at your exploits.

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it's a common theme these days
[info]bishopjoey
2008-02-26 12:59 pm UTC (link)
My friend Aleph reposted Steve Albini's fine rant on the nature of the music industry a few days ago and this morning my friend Loki posted on "the death of the scene" (he's referring to the San Francisco goth scene, but I think it may be a truth universally acknowledged.

That said, I'm looking forward to the new tunes with great anticipation.

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