Bollarks to this for a game of soldiers.
I'm not going to mope, I'm going to have a nice bath with some cracking scifi to watch, then I'm going to watch some particularly innovative pictures of men and ladies taking their clothes off, then I'm going to read some fucking comics and have a decent night's sleep.
To fuck with caring what people think.
And I'm going to eat a fucking cake 'n all.
I am a perfectly normal human worm baby and youz can all get fucked.